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Who Said It Best: Bill Murray in Caddyshack or Tiger Woods?

On Victory

Murray: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.

Woods: The only thing that…

Study: Why Your Brain Remembers Facebook Posts More Than Real Books

The closer something is to natural speech, the better we remember it. Dude.

The Blithering Idiot’s Guide to Retaking the SAT…at Age 35

If you’ve ever considered doing something stupid like retaking the SAT when you didn’t have to, put down that No. 2 pencil and heed the hard lessons this writer learned.

The Stranger Who Changed My Life: A Short Love Story

In this true short love story, a party girl meets her match as she passes through Montana with a traveling show.

When Doctors Don’t Know the Best Medical Advice

Doctors help bodies heal and stay healthy, but they’re still human. So your physician might not have gotten every memo on the latest findings from health research done…

Reptile Dysfunction: Dave Barry Survives the Florida Python Challenge

Would you like to make some extra money and at the same time run the risk of being eaten by a carnivorous reptile the size of a war…

Uncommon Sense: “Tell My Friend about Her Bridesmaid’s Bad Behavior?”

Give your best advice! Write your best answer to this problem in the comments below, and we might use your suggestion in a future issue.

Arrested Development Quiz: Is Your Family More Bananas Than the Bluths?

Are your relatives getting you down? Don’t be a Blue Man! Take our simple Arrested Development quiz to find out if your family is more or less bananas…

Beyond Angelina Jolie: 5 Surprising Facts You Didn’t Know About the Breast Cancer Gene

The Hollywood actress, humanitarian, and mom of six announced she had a preventive mastectomy to reduce her risk of genetic breast cancer. Here's what you may not know about BRCA genes and what goes into the decisions Jolie and thousands of other women need to make every year.

Funny: How These Famous Shakespeare Quotes Would Be Written Today

You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Like, really.